I’ve lent a hand quite quickly.
Sadly I do so feel quite sickly.
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I hope by now there’s been an improvement in your health,
because I know of a perfect job for a man like yourself (;
A tricky question, but I have the solution!
I think the answer is prostitution (;
Oh my Louis, how inappropriate
You must be using some sort of opiate
It is you who must be drunk and prancing
We have a fine tradition of pole dancing
pole dancing sure is a fun pastime,
I might go so far as to call it sublime
Sublime you said?, I have been summoned
Speak, quick. I’m watching Richard Hammond
Sorry limeefox, this is a bit late.
But are you talking about Richard Hammond? Is he straight?
Yes he is straight. He has two daughters
His height, in inches, is three quarters
is that 3 and a quarter, or seventy five percent?
either way, he should take some growth supplements!
the taking of medicaments is not recommended
it could cause your wits to be suspended
If meds lower your brain power,
Why are my smarts such a tower?
you’re brain cannot possibly be that large,
or your head would look like homers wife, marge
and now we are talking about cartoons,
we are going to look like baboons!
quite the contrary, for I am no monkey,
although I’ve always thought they look kind of funky.
pray let us move on from simians
any more and I may fall into oblivion
If your looking for a new topic,
Why dont we talk about Sonic?
thats horrendously violent, i have to object
shadow is my friend and his life i protect
objecting to violence? eww, a pacifist!
I’d much prefer a sado-masochist